Subject lines of spam mail currently sitting in my junk mailbox:
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
Hot Demand Popular Meds
talked
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
YOU ARE FAT, REDUCE WE1GHT
Well, shucks. It looks like I missed all those offers for Herbal Viagra which were "up in 20 minutes." What do I need to do to tell these people that I don't have a penis?
Still, my favorite spam email subject line of all time was: "Get a vagina-ripping whale dick." Wow. Now THAT is what women want.
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
Hot Demand Popular Meds
talked
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
HERBALVIAGRA UPIN20MINS
YOU ARE FAT, REDUCE WE1GHT
Well, shucks. It looks like I missed all those offers for Herbal Viagra which were "up in 20 minutes." What do I need to do to tell these people that I don't have a penis?
Still, my favorite spam email subject line of all time was: "Get a vagina-ripping whale dick." Wow. Now THAT is what women want.
posted by allison at 4:39 PM
5 Comments:
At 4:30 PM,
Anna said…
I don't like the red with the pink/purple... too much.
Stop it.
At 4:47 PM,
allison said…
Too bad, it stays. There is no purple though. Get them eyes checked.
At 7:39 PM,
Jen said…
LOL
At 7:57 AM,
Anna said…
What the hell is in the header then? That doesn't look all pink to me on my screen. You care to share the exact f-ing name of the combination of colors Miss Color Perfect so I may go on with my life?
Thanks...
And Yes, I can see why you love me so much. I am so sweet. Now answer me.
At 12:40 PM,
nowwhatelmo said…
OMG I am in hysterics!! I am laughing so hard. I am so glad that I have my own office so that people aren't around to see the tears running down my face!!
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