Ain't all it's 'cracked' up to be...

Seriously people, please, please, for the love of all that is good and decent, put your freaking butt cracks away. I am so tired of having to look at your ass cracks every time I go into public.

Put them away!

Cover them!

Wear clothing made to fit you, not someone four sizes smaller.

I can't take seeing any more butt crack! Something that used to just be reserved for plumbers has now become a national epidemic. Next thing we know it'll be cool to have sweat rings under your pits. What about hairy backs? Let's make those popular too!