Transition to Solids
Ainsley started to make the transition to solids today. I'd say it was an overall success, and I discovered that she even has a real taste for pork products.
My personal chef, Avery, whipped up some ham, bacon, and hotdogs. Ainsley was in hog heaven, I tell you.


Much to my chagrin, she didn't take too well to the veggies. I had a little taste myself and I must admit there was something 'artificial' about them. Darn pesticides.
She dropped the other veggies faster than Dan Quayle can spell "tomatoe." Oh wait, that was "potatoe." Still...
After dinner, the kitchen was a mess, and I promised Avery I'd help clean up. I had a closer look at things and to my shock and horror, the cooking conditions and improper food storage were really atrocious.
There was food thrown in all willy-nilly with pots and pans and utensils, with no regard for refrigeration or, gasp, organization.
I'm pretty sure the sink didn't even have running water, and have a look-see at the pink glazed donut and the carton of OJ from this morning's breakfast just tossed into the dirty dish pile. I'm fairly certain these children are missing that Wash Dishes By Hand gene, just like their father is.
There was some evidence that a small amount of some cleaning had gone on at some point, but there's no telling when it took place, and whether or not antibacterial soap was used. I kind of doubt it considering there wasn't a cleaning product in sight.
After we did some organizing and food preparation/storage education with the chef, Ainsley tried her hand at baking. Somehow she instinctually knew to lick the wire beater, and when that was clean, she started in on the dang muffin pan. I guess I can't fault her for trying to clean as she cooks.
All in all, I'd say it was a productive day in the transition to solids. Tomorrow we're going to attempt rack of lamb with a white wine sauce and creme brulee for dessert.
My personal chef, Avery, whipped up some ham, bacon, and hotdogs. Ainsley was in hog heaven, I tell you.


Much to my chagrin, she didn't take too well to the veggies. I had a little taste myself and I must admit there was something 'artificial' about them. Darn pesticides.
She dropped the other veggies faster than Dan Quayle can spell "tomatoe." Oh wait, that was "potatoe." Still...
After dinner, the kitchen was a mess, and I promised Avery I'd help clean up. I had a closer look at things and to my shock and horror, the cooking conditions and improper food storage were really atrocious.
There was food thrown in all willy-nilly with pots and pans and utensils, with no regard for refrigeration or, gasp, organization.
I'm pretty sure the sink didn't even have running water, and have a look-see at the pink glazed donut and the carton of OJ from this morning's breakfast just tossed into the dirty dish pile. I'm fairly certain these children are missing that Wash Dishes By Hand gene, just like their father is.
There was some evidence that a small amount of some cleaning had gone on at some point, but there's no telling when it took place, and whether or not antibacterial soap was used. I kind of doubt it considering there wasn't a cleaning product in sight.
After we did some organizing and food preparation/storage education with the chef, Ainsley tried her hand at baking. Somehow she instinctually knew to lick the wire beater, and when that was clean, she started in on the dang muffin pan. I guess I can't fault her for trying to clean as she cooks.
All in all, I'd say it was a productive day in the transition to solids. Tomorrow we're going to attempt rack of lamb with a white wine sauce and creme brulee for dessert.
Labels: Ainsley

15 Comments:
At 2:52 AM,
Viv said…
What time should we arrive for appetizers??
Wine?? :)
At 7:33 AM,
Windy said…
LOL
At 7:43 AM,
Christopher said…
LOL! That last picture is adorable! (ok so everyone of the pics with your girls is adorable but I LOVE her eyes in that one!)
At 7:45 AM,
Kelly said…
oops that was me... I didn't know my DH had been checking his gmail last... lol
At 8:30 AM,
Jay said…
LOL! This was soooooooooo cute!
At 8:54 AM,
The Dances of the Wind said…
very cute....Looin forward to the lamb stuff as well as dessert :)
At 2:07 PM,
Nat said…
I actually believed you for a second!
Glad you had a good day:)
At 4:45 PM,
Kristen said…
I really was laughing out loud! I loved the captions with the pics. Too funny :)
At 11:32 PM,
SarahRachel said…
VERY amusing! =) I think you should adapt these pictures and captions into a book. I'd buy it.
At 9:33 AM,
Kristie said…
Too funny! You're so clever.
At 2:39 PM,
nowwhatelmo said…
That is hilarious! Loved it.
At 7:38 AM,
Brenda said…
OMG - that was hilarious! Love the pics and narration. I had to share with my friend at work - she loved it too! :)
At 11:27 AM,
catankgirl said…
That was great! A successful day all around! ;)
At 12:17 PM,
DJ said…
Is the Peter Pan factory set up in your house?
At 10:04 PM,
missmarble said…
Allie - your blog is too funny...
Post a Comment
<< Home