Just one more
to file under "toilet humor."
Today I put Avery on the potty and then came back to the living room to talk with my husband and a man doing some wrought iron work for us. A minute later Avery came running out from the bathroom to tell me she made a poop. I took her around the corner to wipe her and told her we'd go flush the poop together in a minute.
The wrought iron guy left and we went about our business. After a while, Avery said to me, "Mom, can you check on my poop? I think he's getting lonely."
He was, indeed, so we flushed him down to be with his kind.
I know I'm probably boring some of you to death with this potty training 'crap' (pun intended) but it's hysterical to me, so you won't mind my blogging about it despite my used-to-be-loyal blog readers dropping like flies.
Today I put Avery on the potty and then came back to the living room to talk with my husband and a man doing some wrought iron work for us. A minute later Avery came running out from the bathroom to tell me she made a poop. I took her around the corner to wipe her and told her we'd go flush the poop together in a minute.
The wrought iron guy left and we went about our business. After a while, Avery said to me, "Mom, can you check on my poop? I think he's getting lonely."
He was, indeed, so we flushed him down to be with his kind.
I know I'm probably boring some of you to death with this potty training 'crap' (pun intended) but it's hysterical to me, so you won't mind my blogging about it despite my used-to-be-loyal blog readers dropping like flies.

6 Comments:
At 5:38 AM,
Angela James said…
Happy Mother's Day, Allison :)
At 6:13 AM,
wermit said…
I love your potty stories. Keep 'em coming! What scares me is that I know my turn is coming soon. Happy Mother's Day to you!
At 2:20 PM,
Anna said…
Speak for yourself Wermit, poop is on the low end of things I like to talk about.
Urine though? That's another story. Could talk about it allllll day.
At 5:18 AM,
Nat said…
I like a good poop story. The stinkier, the better.. I dont mind urine either, as long as its not on my carpet.
At 11:19 AM,
Brenda said…
Love hearing the stories, but you're making me nervous. I guess I still have a little while before I have to worry about it, though! :)
At 9:09 PM,
catankgirl said…
That is seriously hilarious, but you know my repuation.
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