Every day she says something so funny to me, and every day I promise myself that I'll write it all down, and then I don't. So I'm going to list some funny Averyisms here.
Today she said to Murphy:
"Murphy, you're all covered with soft, furry, love hair!"
Yesterday:
While she was eating a french fry (yes, we eat them on occasion):
"I wonder how they got all that bread in there, Mom."
To me:
"Mom, dad has a job. And you don't have a job. But I have a job. I make a mess!"
Last week:
As I entered into her bedroom:
"Mom, you have great big huge boobs between your elbows!"
Thanks Avery, at least you didn't say they were between my knees.
To Winston:
"Winston, you're my best dog ever ever never."
A conversation in the car:
Avery -- "Mom, where's dad?"
Me -- "He's at work today."
Avery -- "Oh, yes. He is at work. But you don't go to work."
Me -- "No, I don't go to work."
Avery -- "Yes, you stay home with me instead."
Me -- "That's right honey. I stay home with you and I take care of you and feed you and play with you and read you books."
Avery -- "Yes, and you take me shopping!"
Me (laughing) -- "That's true, I do."
Labels: anecdotes, Avery