Crimony...

I've been on an extended blogging hiatus. People who I don't want to read my blog keep Googling and finding me and then referring to things I've written here to my horror, because if they only went far enough back into the archives, they'd have found some shit I'd written about them and I'd be waking up to toilet papered trees and a paper bag filled with something awful on fire on my porch.

SO! I resolve to blog again. Voila!